im sick and fucking tired of people wasting my time.
i turned over a new leaf and put time and energy into people who will actually reciprocate, despite my now increasingly busy schedule i still have people who waste my fucking time.
for instance, if i set up an interview with you, please be prepared, don’t fumble around just get your shit done, and for the love of god please dont fucking say “i wanna do this so i could ummm be in ummm fashion” heres a great idea go fuck yourself, find someone else who is willing to waste their time to teach you basic shit (in the fashion industry you are likely to strike out multiple times), we are just too busy being power girls :)
another instance, if YOU ask me out and we go out have a good time and I say I will call you, don’t fucking call me first, if I am interested I will call you, if not tough shit. don’t harass me via text, bbm or phone EVER that will just stray me away further.
*this is just because i went on a blind date marathon over 1 week, 6 dates, worst idea of my fucking life.* and side note, being 22, I am not interested in marriage and babies yet, just because you are 29 and rushing into shit doesnt mean you have to mention this shit on the first date, because i have no plans of getting sperminated before 27 :)
*i have a slut story too, but im gonna write that in another post*
i will however say that out of terrible shit comes great things, after a “natural falling out” i had to re-evaluate my life and shit, now I am in a great place that involves a steady job/income, going back to school, great friends and just some happiness that I haven’t had since pre- boy who will not be named days. so yearsssssss :)
basically, my life should keep going well if people stop wasting the little time i have, now i will enjoy my tea and “sea within a sea”
(via papertissue)
So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your music library (Amarok, iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing (Song Name - Artist)
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend your cool…just type it in man!
7. Keep your music library on shuffle for the rest of the day! You’ll hear the best stuff
Opening Credits:
Smile (Cover of Charlie Chaplin’s Smile)- Glee Cast
Waking Up:
Laughing With- Regina Spektor
First Day at School:
The Road- moe.
Falling In Love:
Ego- Beyonce
First Kiss:
When Your Minds Made Up- Glen Hanasard & Marketa Irglova
Fight Song:
Outside- Staind
Breaking Up:
Tainted Love- Marilyn Manson
Prom:
What is Love?- Ayo
Life:
Let Me See That Booty- the Dream feat. Lil Jon
Mental Breakdown:
Skipalong- Lenka
Driving:
Uh-Merica- Regina Spektor
Flashback:
Light On- David Cook
Getting Back Together:
Bebee Buell- Chester French
Wedding:
Mr. Jones- Counting Crows
Birth of Child:
Brown Eyed Girl- Van Morrison
Final Battle:
Bouncing Off the Walls- Sugarcult
Death Scene:
Outversion- Mark Ronson (HAHAH I couldn’t actually make this up)
Funeral Song:
17- Kings of Leon (wow crazzy)
End Credits:
Samson- Regina Spektor
did anyone’s tumblrarity drop ridiculously in a matter of minutes, or am i crazyyyyyyy
[video]
my bologna has a first name its O.S.C.A.R! (some words that no one really knows if you do please reblog them)
my bologna has a second name it’s M.E.Y.E.R. (shit I forget the rest)
*the middle part I forget*
Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A
*there is a weird ending after that part too*
my bologna has a first name is O-S-C-A-R
my bologna has a second name is M-E-Y-E-R
i love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I’ll sayyyy
cause OSCAR MEYER has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
youre welcome!
(via likeneelyohara)
possibly one of the best movies ive seen.
